No, absolutely not. No way.

Come on! It'll be fun!

No, it won't be. Jumping out of an airplane and careening through the sky on a thin filament of synthetic fabric is not going to be fun for me.

Well SOMEONE has to operate the camera for my sweet extreme sports highlight reel.

What if you crash and horribly injure yourself?

We should only BE so lucky! You get way more money for a "Fail" shot.