Hey, Monte, can I borrow five bucks? There's this game in the break room I've been trying to beat and I need more quarters.

Management put a game in the break room?

Yeah, but it's REALLY hard. You only get one try each time, but I've nearly cleared the chips and stale pastries from the board.

Sigh. Right. Tell you what, if you bring me back something from one the candy levels, you've got a deal.