Good news, Monte! I think the new receptionist, Maggie, is starting to take quite a shine to me!

Um, I hate to break it to you, but her telling you to get away from her desk before she took a stapler to your eyes isn't the best sign.

But it's the WAY she said it. She didn't call me creepy this time, and she didn't even throw anything. I think I'm finally wearing her down!