Your phone seems to be going off quite a lot today, Mortimer.

Yeah, I signed up for this thing where I get inspirational quotes from famous historical figures periodically texted to me.

How interesting! Isn't it great that we can use the technology of today to reconnect with our past, that even while we look ahead to the future, we can remember where we came from? Any particularly insightful quotes you'd like to share?

Oh I don't read the quotes. I usually just set my phone to vibrate, put it on the back of my chair, and then it's like history is giving me a back massage.