Where are my orange cotton quarter-crew socks?

Top drawer?

How about my purple wool thermal support socks?

Um, middle drawer. My I ask what exactly is going on?

I'm showing my sock collection at the TriState Hosery Expo in a few days! Are you excited for me?

Sure. Well, about as much as anyone can get excited about their roommate's socks.

Right?? It's a wild ride!