Mortimer, I have to say that broth you've been simmering all day tastes amazing! It has a taste I can't quite decipher; pungent, yet familiar.

Um, yeah, so you know how I'm preaparing my vintage sock collection to exhibit at the TriState Hosery Expo?

Yes? So?

And remember last night when I remarked on how much I needed a gentle way to dissolve the soil from between the fibers of all my German knee-high--

STOP TALKING. STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW.