I'm gonna quit to be a white hat hacker.

While it's noble you want to be a hacker that goes after bad hackers, you really don't have the computer science experience.

Are you kidding? I've seen "Swordfish" and "Hackers" and "Jurassic Park" and "Tron" and "Live Free or Die Hard" so I THINK I know what I'm talking about.

Okay, so how will you "hack?"

I'm pretty sure I just bang on a keyboard while electronic music plays and eventually yell, "I've hacked the mainframe!" or something else cool.