Are you still narrating your life?

“The King rose his head and stared at the general direction of the annoying warble. Satisfied that is posed no threat, it went back to sleep.”

I'll take that as a yes. And you really shouldn't nap on your desk, Mortimer.

“The King returned to his dream. A thousand ships sailed onward, flying the mighty Pizza Kingdom flag. What new lands and toppings awaited?”