“BEHOLD ITS WRATH! IT PREPARES TO LAY WASTE TO THE LANDS FOR IT HAS ENCOUNTERED A THIEF! A FOOD THIEF! THE GROUND TREMBLES AS IT STALKS THE HALLS LOOKING FOR ITS LOST SANDWICH!”

Okay, this is the absolute last day of your Audible Life Narration. And yes, I ate your sandwich.

“IT ASKS WHY?!?!”

Because you ate no less than five of my lunches last week.

“POPPYCOCK, IT THINKS--" oh wait, I totally did eat those. Sorry about that.