Look, after this week's energy drink fiasco, I need a rest. No incidents for the rest of November, okay?

What? Why sure! No new schemes,my buddy! Hey, hand me that envelope that just arrived?

Sure. Hey, is that a...scroll?

Yes, I sent away for one of those "give us money and we'll give you a Scottish title" thingies.

Oh no, and I suppose this makes you--

LORD OF THE OFFICE, PEASANT!