MAKE WAY FOR THE LORD OF THE OFFICE!

Look, just because a website gave you a Scottish title, it doesn't make you a "Lord" of anything and do you REALLY have to ride that carriage in the office??

‘Tis but the only way a Lord must travel, methinks, to survey the serfs' farming of my property. Forsooth!

By the way, one of your miniature ponies just fertilized your cubicle.