I don't know what's supposed to be so great about making phone calls over the Internet.

Oh, here we go with another episode of Monte's Fuddy-duddy hour. Shall I get you a bicarbonate of soda, Grandpa?

Well, my Grandpa probably never had a single dropped call in his entire life.

And he probably paid out the nose every time he wanted to call Thailand or Denmark, too!

But - but I don't know anyone in Thailand or Denmark -

Exactly! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have virtual lunch with my friends Sarawong and Esben.