Hey, you wanna take a bike ride? It's a really nice day out.

Nah, I'm gonna play this Xbox bike game instead. It's better than a real bike ride.

W-what? How can you say that? It doesn't give you any exercise, you don't get out and interact with your community, you don't get that satisfying feeling of the warm sun evaporating away a hard-earned sweat -

Yeah, like I said, better than a real bike ride.