Hey, this isn't the bagel I ordered. What kind of bagel is this? What am I supposed to do, Mortimer? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO -

Calm down! It's OK! In fact, I think it's good for you to be forced to embrace a little uncertainty in your life. Like that time I mixed up your rubber bands and your paper clips.

That bad?!? I'm still finding stray paper clips in my rubber band cup! How could you do that to me? WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO RUIN MY PERFECT LIFE?

You're going to find them somewhere even less desirable if you don't shut up and eat that bagel.