"Would I rather punch a chipmunk or a rabbit?" What kind of question is that?

It's just a fun hypothetical thing. So which would you?

I've really never given any thought to punching any cute woodland animals.

C'mon, it's not supposed to be some huge deal. You're overthinking it. Just answer: which would you rather punch, a chipmunk or a rabbit?

Uh... a chipmunk?

YOU WOULD PUNCH A CHIPMUNK? Wow. You think you know a guy...