I don't believe it! Our so-called friend Milo just sent me an email saying I was "toxic" and he no longer wanted anything to do with me! "Toxic", he says!

Yeah, Milo talked about that a lot on the trip to Costa Rica we took last month.

Wha-? You guys took a trip to Costa Rica without me? What did that two-faced little creep say about me?

Mostly he's just tired of you making fun of his second face.

Oh, come on! That's like the funniest birth defect I've ever seen!