The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Tue, 27 Sep 2011
 

Hey Mortimer, I was thinking about going rollerskating tonight...

Monte
 
Mortimer

No can do, Monte. I only rollerblade. That way, if I get into a knife fight along the way, I have a weapon.

 
 
 

You've never actually seen rollerblades, have you?

Monte