Why so down today, Monte? Other than the whole "being at work" thing, I mean.

Tammy broke up with me last night.

Bummer, dude. Did she give you the old "it's not you, it's me" speech?

Actually, it was the "it's not you, it's your creepy co-worker who keeps showing up on our dates" routine.

UGH! That old line? You're better off without her, dude.