The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Sun, 2 Oct 2011
 

Go on. Tell the nice man you tackled that you're sorry.

Monte
 
Mortimer

Sigh. I'm sorry I jumped on you and reached inside your pockets but I thought you were stealing Monte's car.

 
 
 

And next time?

Monte
 
Mortimer

Next time, I'll try to take notice of the bright orange vest that says "VALET."

 
 
 

And?

Monte
 
Mortimer

And here's your stupid tip money back that I stole for licorice, geez. Can I be done apologizing now?