WE-HENS-DAY, oh yeah, I'm dreaming about Wednesday, bayee-bayay -

Uh, Mortimer, could you keep the noise down to a piercing shriek?

Sorry, genius knows no decibel limits! It's about time somebody wrote the ultimate Wednesday song, and I'm that somebody! What does Wednesday mean to you, Monte?

Well, right now it means my loudmouth officemate is getting on my nerves.

LOUDMOUTH officeMATE a-getting on my NERVES, and I ju-hust - hey, do you know anything that rhymes with "nerves"?