Hey, Mortimer. If you're not doing anything this weekend, you're welcome to swing by my place for Broctoberfest.

Did you say Brat-toberfest? I love bratwurst!

No, "Broctoberfest." I'm going to celebrate the beginning of broccoli season by trying out all kinds of awesome broccoli recipes!

Oh. I see. Would it be mean to tell you what a sad, strange little monkey you are? I mean, if it's true, you'd want to know, right?